In 2 weeks Nicki will give birth to our 3rd (and final) child (barring a miracle), Hailey Elizabeth “Stallone” Carnes. For those who know me, you understand the Stallone. Anyway, this post is dedicated to my smokin’ hot wife, who I am blessed to be with. She not only is fully pregnant and deals with […]
Pet Peeve
I have a serious pet peeve and its not that Instanbul will not let you use your laptop while in the bathroom. Its that so many people do not wash their hands when leaving the restroom. I was in the mall not too long ago and a man finished doing his business in one of […]
My Son Is Talented
I am always amazed at what Gavin, my 5 year old, can do. Especially when it something that I have never been able to do. Its funny if you take your eyes off of your kids for just a short amount of time, they can get create a mess like Tristan did HERE but when […]
The Tale of the 4 Cupcakes
There once was 4 cupcakes in a box and a little boy named Tristan. When Mommy and Daddy turned their head. The Cupcakes Disappeared…Hmmm! I wonder where they went? When I was in 2nd grade, my dad was in the living room and we had some bottle rockets in the kitchen pantry, so I climbed […]