A Blog Pirate: Someone who tries to steal the spotlight from a more successful blog in order to make their blog noticed and to increase their traffic stats. This is usually done by pointlessly criticizing posts in order to drive traffic to their blog. Most blog pirates surf the “What’s Hot” on the front page […]
My Sexy Wife is the Best
In 2 weeks Nicki will give birth to our 3rd (and final) child (barring a miracle), Hailey Elizabeth “Stallone” Carnes. For those who know me, you understand the Stallone. Anyway, this post is dedicated to my smokin’ hot wife, who I am blessed to be with. She not only is fully pregnant and deals with […]
My Son Is Talented
I am always amazed at what Gavin, my 5 year old, can do. Especially when it something that I have never been able to do. Its funny if you take your eyes off of your kids for just a short amount of time, they can get create a mess like Tristan did HERE but when […]
The Tale of the 4 Cupcakes
There once was 4 cupcakes in a box and a little boy named Tristan. When Mommy and Daddy turned their head. The Cupcakes Disappeared…Hmmm! I wonder where they went? When I was in 2nd grade, my dad was in the living room and we had some bottle rockets in the kitchen pantry, so I climbed […]
Dress Up
I got out of the shower and walked into the living room and this is what Gavin had on, he made his own costume with one of those sleeping bags that fold up into a pillow. My childhood costumes were a little less creative, I would make my own Superman outfit or dress up like […]